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Groanerrs

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Farrier1987
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by Farrier1987 » Fri Oct 06, 2017 12:49 pm

Science has determined that diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in the jeans.
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Farrier1987. South of Chatham on Lake Erie. Chickens, goats, horse, garden, dog, cat. Worked all over the world. Know a little bit about a lot of things. No incubator, broody hens.

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Jaye
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by Jaye » Fri Oct 06, 2017 1:10 pm

OMG, @Farrier1987 - that one was particularly painful. ;-)
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baronrenfrew
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by baronrenfrew » Fri Oct 06, 2017 1:18 pm

A couple are in bed: she's reading and he turns off the tv and he goes to the bathroom. He returns with two aspirin and a glass of water "here honey."
She looks at him quizzically "what's that for?"
"Your headache dear."
"But I don't have a headache."
"Gotcha!"
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by kenya » Sat Oct 07, 2017 6:45 am

Groannnnnnn
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Farrier1987
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by Farrier1987 » Sat Oct 07, 2017 10:04 am

I thought I had twenty eight chickens, but after the roundup, there were thirty.
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Farrier1987. South of Chatham on Lake Erie. Chickens, goats, horse, garden, dog, cat. Worked all over the world. Know a little bit about a lot of things. No incubator, broody hens.

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Re: Groanerrs

Post by poultry_admin » Sun Oct 08, 2017 10:23 am

How do you find King Arthur in the dark?
Use a knight light.
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baronrenfrew
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by baronrenfrew » Sun Oct 08, 2017 6:51 pm

So billy the goat ate a movie...the sound of music. "How was it?" i asked.

"Billy answers "the book was better."
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Diligently follow the path of two swords as one. Percieve that which the eye cannot see. Seek the truth in all things. Do not engage in useless activity.

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Re: Groanerrs

Post by Happy » Wed Oct 11, 2017 7:49 pm

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ross
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by ross » Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:11 pm

To few words ...
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Killerbunny
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by Killerbunny » Thu Oct 12, 2017 7:24 am

Ross - I'm sorry but this doesn't qualify as a groaner, it nearly made me pee! Hilarious.
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