Groanerrs

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Re: Groanerrs

Post by windwalkingwolf » Wed Sep 27, 2017 12:27 pm

Groaaaaaaannnnnn!!!!
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by Farrier1987 » Thu Sep 28, 2017 12:57 pm

An upside down poet is writing in verse.
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by Farrier1987 » Fri Sep 29, 2017 6:15 am

What is a specimen? It is an Italian word meaning astronaut.
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by Farrier1987 » Sat Sep 30, 2017 5:45 pm

Two guys at the Olympic village walking along. One turns to the other and says "Are you a pole-vaulter? "
Other guy looks surprised and says "No, German. But how vuss it you know my name vuss Valter?"

Special for you Martin.
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by baronrenfrew » Sat Sep 30, 2017 8:30 pm

Lmao

My reportoire is too dirty for polite company.

I think this one passes: a drunk is walking down a beach and comes across a lamp. He picks it up, pulls out a hankerchief and rubs it clean. A genie pops out: "you've set me free so you get three wishes! What do you want?"
The drunk thinks for a while..."I want a bottle of whiskey that will never get empty."
"Done", says the genie.
The drunk pops the cork and takes a swig. He stops for a breath...and takes another swig. He looks at the bottle and its still full...so he begins to walk off.
"Hey!" , yells the genie, "you have two more wishes!"
"Oh", says the drunk, "i'll take another two bottles the same as this one!"
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by Skinny rooster » Sat Sep 30, 2017 11:04 pm

A farmer's dog goes missing, the wife tells him to put an ad in the paper so when the clerk asks what he wants written, he requested "here boy".
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by poultry_admin » Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:58 am

Farrier1987 wrote:
Sat Sep 30, 2017 5:45 pm
Two guys at the Olympic village walking along. One turns to the other and says "Are you a pole-vaulter? "
Other guy looks surprised and says "No, German. But how vuss it you know my name vuss Valter?"

Special for you Martin.
Sssanks Collin! :rofl:
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by ross » Sun Oct 01, 2017 8:21 pm

Here yu go ...
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past "best before" date .;-)
God is great , beer is good & people are crazy .
May I be a 1/2 an hr in heaven before the devil knows I'm dead .

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Re: Groanerrs

Post by Farrier1987 » Mon Oct 02, 2017 8:28 am

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do? He lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by Farrier1987 » Thu Oct 05, 2017 7:44 am

My alter ego, split personality is Snow White. Every day, I wake up Sleepy Grumpy and Dopey.
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