Groanerrs

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Re: Groanerrs

Post by Jaye » Thu Oct 19, 2017 4:20 pm

And here I thought it was because you were Polish. 😁
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by Farrier1987 » Thu Oct 19, 2017 5:40 pm

I got kicked out of grade four for humming dirty songs.
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by TomK » Thu Oct 19, 2017 6:34 pm

A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a meal.
He eats his meal, gets up, pulls out a gun and fires one shot into the ceiling, then turns to leave. The bartender asks where he's going.
The panda replies, "I'm a panda, look it up," then leaves.
The bartender goes down to the library, opens up the Encyclopedia Britannica to "panda" and reads: ... eats shoots and leaves.
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by baronrenfrew » Thu Oct 19, 2017 9:01 pm

"Eats shoots and leaves..." I love it.

Jaye...because I am Polish....good sausage, beer, sauerkraut, potatoes, rye bread, poppyseed cake....lots of overlap...but Weiss is German (Leblanc in French, White in English)

And to further complicate things...my father's family is from Silesia which WAS German, but the Germans were kicked out after WW2 and the land given to Poland (as the Polish were kicked off their land in East Poland as Russia took that) thus the German city of Breslau is today the Polish city of Wroclow. The German city of Danzig is today the Polish city of Gdansk.

And thats your history lesson of the day.
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by baronrenfrew » Thu Oct 19, 2017 9:06 pm

Heaven in Europe is where

the English are the policemen

the French are the cooks

the German are the mechanics

the Italians are the lovers

and the Swiss organize everything


Hell in Europe is where

the German are the policemen

the English are the cooks

the French are the mechanics

the Swiss are the lovers

and the Italians organize everything
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by Killerbunny » Fri Oct 20, 2017 4:54 am

Oh I had forgotten that one. We had to go to UK for a short visit 3 years ago and I had granola bars for emergency rations in my suitcase! Happily things have improved in the last 30 years!
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by baronrenfrew » Fri Oct 20, 2017 5:15 pm

Aye...England: where they eat "spotted dick" and "toad in the hole" and where curry (?) is the national dish
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by Farrier1987 » Sat Oct 21, 2017 7:03 am

Hitler hated negative numbers and would stop at nothing to avoid them.
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by Farrier1987 » Sat Oct 21, 2017 2:58 pm

Holloween coming.
What happens when witch flies upside down? She going to have a crackup for sure.
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by Farrier1987 » Sat Oct 21, 2017 2:59 pm

Why don't witches have many children? Too many Holloweeners around.
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