Groanerrs
- Jaye
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Re: Groanerrs
And here I thought it was because you were Polish.
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"Until one has loved an animal, part of one's soul remains unawakened" - Anatole France
"Until one has loved an animal, part of one's soul remains unawakened" - Anatole France
- Farrier1987
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Re: Groanerrs
I got kicked out of grade four for humming dirty songs.
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Farrier1987. South of Chatham on Lake Erie. Chickens, goats, horse, garden, dog, cat. Worked all over the world. Know a little bit about a lot of things. No incubator, broody hens.
- TomK
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Re: Groanerrs
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a meal.
He eats his meal, gets up, pulls out a gun and fires one shot into the ceiling, then turns to leave. The bartender asks where he's going.
The panda replies, "I'm a panda, look it up," then leaves.
The bartender goes down to the library, opens up the Encyclopedia Britannica to "panda" and reads: ... eats shoots and leaves.
He eats his meal, gets up, pulls out a gun and fires one shot into the ceiling, then turns to leave. The bartender asks where he's going.
The panda replies, "I'm a panda, look it up," then leaves.
The bartender goes down to the library, opens up the Encyclopedia Britannica to "panda" and reads: ... eats shoots and leaves.
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If you don't plant the tree, you will never have the fruit...
- baronrenfrew
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Re: Groanerrs
"Eats shoots and leaves..." I love it.
Jaye...because I am Polish....good sausage, beer, sauerkraut, potatoes, rye bread, poppyseed cake....lots of overlap...but Weiss is German (Leblanc in French, White in English)
And to further complicate things...my father's family is from Silesia which WAS German, but the Germans were kicked out after WW2 and the land given to Poland (as the Polish were kicked off their land in East Poland as Russia took that) thus the German city of Breslau is today the Polish city of Wroclow. The German city of Danzig is today the Polish city of Gdansk.
And thats your history lesson of the day.
Jaye...because I am Polish....good sausage, beer, sauerkraut, potatoes, rye bread, poppyseed cake....lots of overlap...but Weiss is German (Leblanc in French, White in English)
And to further complicate things...my father's family is from Silesia which WAS German, but the Germans were kicked out after WW2 and the land given to Poland (as the Polish were kicked off their land in East Poland as Russia took that) thus the German city of Breslau is today the Polish city of Wroclow. The German city of Danzig is today the Polish city of Gdansk.
And thats your history lesson of the day.
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Diligently follow the path of two swords as one. Percieve that which the eye cannot see. Seek the truth in all things. Do not engage in useless activity.
The Book of Five Rings, Miyamoto Musashi, Japan's greatest swordsmen
The Book of Five Rings, Miyamoto Musashi, Japan's greatest swordsmen
- baronrenfrew
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Re: Groanerrs
Heaven in Europe is where
the English are the policemen
the French are the cooks
the German are the mechanics
the Italians are the lovers
and the Swiss organize everything
Hell in Europe is where
the German are the policemen
the English are the cooks
the French are the mechanics
the Swiss are the lovers
and the Italians organize everything
the English are the policemen
the French are the cooks
the German are the mechanics
the Italians are the lovers
and the Swiss organize everything
Hell in Europe is where
the German are the policemen
the English are the cooks
the French are the mechanics
the Swiss are the lovers
and the Italians organize everything
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Diligently follow the path of two swords as one. Percieve that which the eye cannot see. Seek the truth in all things. Do not engage in useless activity.
The Book of Five Rings, Miyamoto Musashi, Japan's greatest swordsmen
The Book of Five Rings, Miyamoto Musashi, Japan's greatest swordsmen
- Killerbunny
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Re: Groanerrs
Oh I had forgotten that one. We had to go to UK for a short visit 3 years ago and I had granola bars for emergency rations in my suitcase! Happily things have improved in the last 30 years!
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- baronrenfrew
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Re: Groanerrs
Aye...England: where they eat "spotted dick" and "toad in the hole" and where curry (?) is the national dish
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Diligently follow the path of two swords as one. Percieve that which the eye cannot see. Seek the truth in all things. Do not engage in useless activity.
The Book of Five Rings, Miyamoto Musashi, Japan's greatest swordsmen
The Book of Five Rings, Miyamoto Musashi, Japan's greatest swordsmen
- Farrier1987
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Re: Groanerrs
Hitler hated negative numbers and would stop at nothing to avoid them.
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Farrier1987. South of Chatham on Lake Erie. Chickens, goats, horse, garden, dog, cat. Worked all over the world. Know a little bit about a lot of things. No incubator, broody hens.
- Farrier1987
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Re: Groanerrs
Holloween coming.
What happens when witch flies upside down? She going to have a crackup for sure.
What happens when witch flies upside down? She going to have a crackup for sure.
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Farrier1987. South of Chatham on Lake Erie. Chickens, goats, horse, garden, dog, cat. Worked all over the world. Know a little bit about a lot of things. No incubator, broody hens.
- Farrier1987
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Re: Groanerrs
Why don't witches have many children? Too many Holloweeners around.
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Farrier1987. South of Chatham on Lake Erie. Chickens, goats, horse, garden, dog, cat. Worked all over the world. Know a little bit about a lot of things. No incubator, broody hens.