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Re: Groanerrs

Post by poultry_admin » Thu Oct 26, 2017 3:42 pm

Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

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Re: Groanerrs

Post by baronrenfrew » Thu Oct 26, 2017 11:55 pm

How does Bill Gates change a lightbulb?

He puts it straight in and lets the world revolve around him.
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by baronrenfrew » Thu Oct 26, 2017 11:59 pm

Did you hear that Scotland is launching a new car company? The first model has the best brakes of any car. It can stop on a dime (so they can pick it up).
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by baronrenfrew » Fri Oct 27, 2017 12:01 am

Why did the Israelites wander the desert for 40 years?

Somebody dropped a quarter.
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by windwalkingwolf » Fri Oct 27, 2017 1:08 am

Oh bejeebus. My guts hurt from all the groaning.
May the fleas of 1000 camels infest your armpits.
Or better, your crotches, and may your arms be too short to scratch. roflmbo
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by Farrier1987 » Fri Oct 27, 2017 8:53 am

A lot of the passengers on the Titanic didn't bother to shower. They figured they could get washed up on the shore.
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by ross » Wed Nov 01, 2017 3:20 pm

A temperance minister was in church Sunday morning preaching against drink . Ending his sermon he said if I could get all the beer in the world I'd pour it in the river , if I could get all the liquor in the world I'd pour it in the river , if I could get all the wine in the world I'd pour it in the river . At that he sat down & the music arranger stood up to lead in song saying a little sheepishly ."This song was already picked before the sermon could you please turn hymn # 73 . SHALL WE GATHER AT THE RIVER "

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Re: Groanerrs

Post by Farrier1987 » Mon Nov 20, 2017 8:05 pm

Two mothers talking. "y little girl is so talented, she plays the piano by ear." The other one answers, "Well that's nothing, my little boy fiddles with his belly button!"
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by Farrier1987 » Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:57 pm

288 is such a bad number. It is just too gross.
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by Farrier1987 » Thu Nov 23, 2017 12:06 pm

There is no prophet in being an atheist.
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