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Garden humour?
Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 9:05 am
by Skinny rooster
If a vegetarian has a flat tire, what do they use to keep going?
Asparagus....... ( a spare I guess).
Yesterday I went to work in the garden but I think I was too early, all the plants were still in their beds.
Ok yes I know these are awful, that's why I'm unleashing them on you.
When I finished working in my garden I accidentally left the gate open and the lettuce bolted.
When I bent over to hoe in my garden, my pants split and I think I embarrassed the tomatoes because they are turning red.
Now you know why I never made it as a comedian.
Re: Garden humour?
Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:30 am
by labradors
Boom Boom! At least you tried :)
Linda
Re: Garden humour?
Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 12:11 pm
by poultry_admin
Re: Garden humour?
Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 3:17 pm
by kenya
Ha! Ha! As good or better than a lot of comedians I've heard.
Re: Garden humour?
Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 7:33 pm
by ross
Good ones man .
Re: Garden humour?
Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 8:32 pm
by windwalkingwolf
Ba dump bum! Groooaaaannnn
Re: Garden humour?
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2017 7:01 am
by poultry_admin
Q: What do you get when you mix a relative and a fruit?
A: A Granny Smith
Q: Why did the corn get sent to jail?
A: She was caught stalking the tomato.
Q: How come the horse would not go faster than a walk?
A: He Cant-a-loupe
Q: What’s the gardeners favorite court sport?
A: Squash
Q: Why was the gardener so busy over the weekend?
A: He had a really long Honeydew list.
Q: Where do apples love to vacation?
A: Fuji
Re: Garden humour?
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2017 10:52 am
by Flat Rock Farm
Re: Garden humour?
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2017 6:30 pm
by windwalkingwolf