Garden humour?

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Garden humour?

Post by Skinny rooster » Sat Sep 09, 2017 9:05 am

:chores:

If a vegetarian has a flat tire, what do they use to keep going?

Asparagus....... ( a spare I guess).

Yesterday I went to work in the garden but I think I was too early, all the plants were still in their beds.

Ok yes I know these are awful, that's why I'm unleashing them on you.

When I finished working in my garden I accidentally left the gate open and the lettuce bolted.

When I bent over to hoe in my garden, my pants split and I think I embarrassed the tomatoes because they are turning red.

Now you know why I never made it as a comedian.
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Re: Garden humour?

Post by labradors » Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:30 am

Boom Boom! At least you tried :)

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Re: Garden humour?

Post by poultry_admin » Sat Sep 09, 2017 12:11 pm

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Re: Garden humour?

Post by kenya » Sat Sep 09, 2017 3:17 pm

Ha! Ha! As good or better than a lot of comedians I've heard.
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Re: Garden humour?

Post by ross » Sat Sep 09, 2017 7:33 pm

Good ones man .
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Re: Garden humour?

Post by windwalkingwolf » Sat Sep 09, 2017 8:32 pm

Ba dump bum! Groooaaaannnn
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Re: Garden humour?

Post by poultry_admin » Sun Sep 10, 2017 7:01 am

Q: What do you get when you mix a relative and a fruit?

A: A Granny Smith


Q: Why did the corn get sent to jail?

A: She was caught stalking the tomato.


Q: How come the horse would not go faster than a walk?

A: He Cant-a-loupe


Q: What’s the gardeners favorite court sport?

A: Squash


Q: Why was the gardener so busy over the weekend?

A: He had a really long Honeydew list.


Q: Where do apples love to vacation?

A: Fuji
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Re: Garden humour?

Post by Flat Rock Farm » Sun Sep 10, 2017 10:52 am

Classics :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Garden humour?

Post by windwalkingwolf » Sun Sep 10, 2017 6:30 pm

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