If a vegetarian has a flat tire, what do they use to keep going?
Asparagus....... ( a spare I guess).
Yesterday I went to work in the garden but I think I was too early, all the plants were still in their beds.
Ok yes I know these are awful, that's why I'm unleashing them on you.
When I finished working in my garden I accidentally left the gate open and the lettuce bolted.
When I bent over to hoe in my garden, my pants split and I think I embarrassed the tomatoes because they are turning red.
Now you know why I never made it as a comedian.
