Kids and venison

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Farrier1987
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Kids and venison

Post by Farrier1987 » Thu Apr 06, 2017 4:54 pm

A few years back I went deer hunting. Didn’t want to tell my two little boys Johnny and Billy, because they had just recently watched Bambi.

So got it home and butchered up, and the woman cooked us up some wonderful venison steaks.

While we were eating, Johnny says “What kind of meat is this Dad?”

And so, wanting to break it gently, I said “Well son, you know sometimes there is a special name I call your Mother? Well its that kind of meat.”

Johnny thought for a second, then he looked alarmed and yelled “Spit it out Billy! Its asshole!”
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Kids and venison

Post by Skinny rooster » Fri Apr 07, 2017 5:21 pm

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Kids and venison

Post by windwalkingwolf » Fri Apr 07, 2017 6:47 pm

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