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Post by Ontario Chick » Fri Mar 31, 2017 10:28 am

BTW this is obviously a re-print and tcamp gave a credit to the person, who wrote it,
since the price is in pounds my guess is England.
I can only guess that everybody was laughing so hard they missed the attribution. :)
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Post by ross » Fri Mar 31, 2017 10:57 am

Seen that OC but just figured they was an international member . Luck
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Post by thegawd » Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:03 am

Ya Lizzie found the original on FB. I'm just glad it didnt happen to you Tcamp!!!! At least I hope it didnt. :-)
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Post by Happy » Fri Mar 31, 2017 1:55 pm

The guy that wrote this needs to write short stories for a living! I'd buy whatever he wrote lol.

I love my Roomba. My dogs are terrified of it and need to be outside when it's running. The rooster thinks it's his mortal enemy like roosters usually do. He follows it around the house but hasn't full out attacked yet.
I did however have a similar incident with a secretly deposited pile of cat puke. Luckily I was inside and heard the change in sound it was making and went to see why.
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Post by Ontario Chick » Fri Mar 31, 2017 2:09 pm

Happy wrote:QR_BBPOST I did however have a similar incident with a secretly deposited pile of cat puke. Luckily I was inside and heard the change in sound it was making and went to see why.
Funny, mine seems to spend inordinate amount of time under a couch, either it's where all the dustbunnies are hiding or it's slacking under there, avoiding work.
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Post by windwalkingwolf » Fri Mar 31, 2017 4:25 pm

Too funny! I am always impressed by the bravery of people who would dare to have carpets while simultaneously raising toddlers and/or puppies!
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Post by WLLady » Fri Mar 31, 2017 10:38 pm

I am pretty sure that my one dog would eat the rhoomba, the other would be terrified of it and the cats would ride it around chasing the dogs. We have managed to break vacuum cleaners with the amount of hair from these critters.....no rhoombas. Lol
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Post by tcamp » Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:03 pm

LOL, I found it on Facebook and had to share it because I laughed till I cried when I read it too! And the visuals, gosh i could almost smell it the way this guy told the story, eh?
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Post by Army » Tue Apr 18, 2017 3:53 pm

What can I say. Sometimes poop happens!


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