Three wise men

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Post by Skinny rooster » Sat Jan 07, 2017 2:04 pm

Some of the older folks, used to mark this time as when the three wise men came bring gifts, soooooo.

During the Christmas holidays, a Canadian man was traveling through the South in bible belt territory and noticed an odd thing. Many people had a nativity scene on their front lawn and the three wise men were all wearing fireman helmets. Finally one day while in a small store, he asked the lady behind the counter what it meant. She answered angrily "what's wrong with y'all, don't ya know yer bible"? The man replied that he did indeed know his bible and there was nothing in it about firemen hats. The woman slammed down a bible, opened the pages and rudely pointed out a passage. "See, lookie here, it says clearly that the three wise men came from afar".
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Post by kenya » Sat Jan 07, 2017 2:23 pm

Ha! Ha! Took me a minute but I love it!
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Post by Home Grown Poultry » Sat Jan 07, 2017 2:43 pm

LOL are you sure this didnt happen in New Foundland? LOL sounds just like my newfie step dad. HAHAHA
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Post by Maximus » Sat Jan 07, 2017 8:11 pm

You had me at Three Wise Men.

Pffftttt!
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Post by ross » Sat Jan 07, 2017 8:52 pm

Good one man . Heard tell "Torontario" didn't celebrate Xmas this year . Couldn't find 3 wise men . Lol
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Post by Happy » Sat Jan 07, 2017 9:15 pm

Maximus wrote:QR_BBPOST You had me at Three Wise Men.

Pffftttt!
Lol!

Good one Skinny
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Post by Skinny rooster » Sat Jan 07, 2017 9:22 pm

Maximus wrote:QR_BBPOST You had me at Three Wise Men.

Pffftttt!

Thems fight'n words Sandy! I heard they actually traveled all that distance to get away from their wives... so raspberry!!!!!! ;P
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Post by Home Grown Poultry » Sat Jan 07, 2017 9:38 pm

:rofl: :hi5: LOL funny funny funny stuff! HAHAHA roflmbo
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Post by TomK » Sat Jan 07, 2017 10:13 pm

Good joke..made me sputter...but as a total aside, nowhere does it say that there were three...I don't believe that an actual quantity is mentioned....
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Post by Flat Rock Farm » Sun Jan 08, 2017 11:07 am

:doh: Took me a minute too kenya!!! :rofl:
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