So I was at McDonald's eating lunch. In walks a 20 something bodybuilder with an ostrich walking behind him. He orders a big mack combo, then he asks the ostrich if it wants the same and It nods in agreement. "That's $14.35 please." The guy reaches into his pocket and empties the contents on the counter...$14.35...exact change.
Later on I was at the Ford dealer checking out a new car. In walks the young bodybuilder with the ostrich behind him and a salesman back from a test drive. "So what do you think of that truck? the salesman asks. The guy looks at the ostrich...it nods...and the guy answers "We'll take it." Sales guy drafts the paperwork and says, "That'll be $37,142.00." The young bodybuilder reaches into his pocket and dumps the contents on the desk...$37,142.00...exact change!
Later that day I was at my local pub having a beer. In walks the young bodybuilder with the ostrich in tow. "What'll it be?" the bartender asks. A pint of Guiness for me and...the guy looks at the ostrich who nods..."make that two pints of Guiness." The bartender says "that'll be $11.50." The young bodybuilder reaches into his pocket and dumps the contents on the bar....$11.50...exact change!
So now my curiosity got me so I say to the young bodybuilder "what's your story?"
The young bodybuilder looks at the ostrich...who nods...and he answers..."well I was retired and in Florida walking down the beach...and I came across a lamp. So I picked it up and started cleaning it...out popped a genie who would grant me three wishes. So I thought long and hard and answered...Well...first I want to be young again....20 something...like a bodybuilder." "With a great puff of sand...I was young again, and muscled like Arnold of the 1970's." "Then I asked for money...I wanted to reach into my pocket and have the money to buy anything I wanted. With a great puff of sand...the genie said..."Done!"
Then the young bodybuilder took a sip of his beer.
"And the ostrich?" I asked.
"I asked for a tall chick with long legs that would always agree with me."
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