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It was so cold that......
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 11:49 am
by Farrier1987
It was so cold I saw a lawyer with his hands in his OWN pockets.
It was so cold that......
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 11:50 am
by Farrier1987
It was so cold there was a flasher down town describing himself to people.
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It was so cold that......
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 1:15 pm
by poultry_admin
It was so cold ...
that I saw hitchhikers holding up pictures of thumbs!
It was so cold that......
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 1:16 pm
by poultry_admin
It was so cold . . .
when I dialed 911, a recorded message said to phone back in the spring
It was so cold that......
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 1:21 pm
by poultry_admin
It was so cold . . .
the optician was giving away free ice scrapers with every new pair of eyeglasses
It was so cold that......
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 2:34 pm
by TomK
It's so cold out that you better keep the brass monkeys in tonight...

It was so cold that......
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 2:51 pm
by baronrenfrew
It was so cold I went into the walk in fridge to warm up.
It was so cold that......
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 3:00 pm
by poultry_admin
It was so cold that ...
the squirrels threw themselves on the electric fence to stay warm.
It was so cold that......
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 5:22 pm
by windwalkingwolf
It was so cold that...
...Shania Twain covered her belly button.
...The kids at the mall pulled their pants up.
...we had to chisel the dog off the car tire.
It was so cold that......
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 5:39 pm
by baronrenfrew
"Kids pulled their pants up..."
It was so cold Donald Trump's hair had to find a new

pile to sit on to stay warm.