It was so cold that......

Farrier1987 · Post by **Farrier1987** » Sat Dec 17, 2016 11:49 am

It was so cold I saw a lawyer with his hands in his OWN pockets.

Farrier1987 · Post by **Farrier1987** » Sat Dec 17, 2016 11:50 am

It was so cold there was a flasher down town describing himself to people.

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Post by **poultry_admin** » Sat Dec 17, 2016 1:15 pm

It was so cold ...
that I saw hitchhikers holding up pictures of thumbs!

Post by **poultry_admin** » Sat Dec 17, 2016 1:16 pm

It was so cold . . .
when I dialed 911, a recorded message said to phone back in the spring

Post by **poultry_admin** » Sat Dec 17, 2016 1:21 pm

It was so cold . . .
the optician was giving away free ice scrapers with every new pair of eyeglasses

TomK · Post by **TomK** » Sat Dec 17, 2016 2:34 pm

It's so cold out that you better keep the brass monkeys in tonight... :chicken_dance:

baronrenfrew · Post by **baronrenfrew** » Sat Dec 17, 2016 2:51 pm

It was so cold I went into the walk in fridge to warm up.

Post by **poultry_admin** » Sat Dec 17, 2016 3:00 pm

It was so cold that ...
the squirrels threw themselves on the electric fence to stay warm.

windwalkingwolf · Post by **windwalkingwolf** » Sat Dec 17, 2016 5:22 pm

It was so cold that...
...Shania Twain covered her belly button.
...The kids at the mall pulled their pants up.
...we had to chisel the dog off the car tire.

baronrenfrew · Post by **baronrenfrew** » Sat Dec 17, 2016 5:39 pm

"Kids pulled their pants up..."

It was so cold Donald Trump's hair had to find a new :cowmuh:

pile to sit on to stay warm.