Spoonerisms make me smile

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Spoonerisms make me smile

Post by ross » Tue Dec 27, 2016 8:03 pm

Got a neighbor. down the road , he's a pretty fart smeller . Ha
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Post by Jaye » Tue Dec 27, 2016 8:36 pm

Does your neighbour know you think he's pretty, Ross? ;-)
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Post by ross » Tue Dec 27, 2016 8:55 pm

Jaye wrote:QR_BBPOST Does your neighbour know you think he's pretty, Ross? ;-)
Ahh the English language pretty confusing & humorous at times . ;-)
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Post by windwalkingwolf » Tue Dec 27, 2016 9:23 pm

:doh: roflmbo
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Post by baronrenfrew » Tue Dec 27, 2016 9:41 pm

Silkie Sue wrote:QR_BBPOST Our neighbors are Albert and Wilma and i keep calling them Wilbert and Alma..... my husband is just waiting for me to call them that in person lol
When we lived in Quebec we found English speaking dentists in Richmond QC an hour away. Great dentist, up on the latest procedures, fair prices. The dentist had his "partner" running the office. We were invited to their house for a summer BBQ party with a hundred other people...had a lot of fun.
Every 6 months would go by I'd tell Carla "time to book an appointment with the "tooth fairy". She'd blow a gasket "DON'T ever say that out loud again!"

It was accurate....and funny...even if not politically correct.
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Post by windwalkingwolf » Fri May 04, 2018 6:52 pm

Grabbed an armload of seedling containers, to start transplanting peppers and tomatoes. Richard sees me carrying them back to the house and says, "what are you doing with those?" Me, distractedly, "I'm going to plant some pot."
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Post by Killerbunny » Fri May 04, 2018 7:05 pm

Are you going to share?
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Post by KimChick » Fri May 04, 2018 8:30 pm

chish and fips

This reminded me that I used to have a story (think it was Cinderella) that was told in spoonerisms. It was a hoot.
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Post by Jaye » Fri May 04, 2018 8:34 pm

Another in a similar vein: "finch and chimps".
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Post by baronrenfrew » Fri May 04, 2018 10:09 pm

to my teenage nephews: kiss my bass, suck my pickeral, and go buck a fuffalo

i wonder why my sister gets cheesed at me ??

one bright day, in the middle of the night
two dead boys got up to fight.
back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
a deaf policeman heard the noise
and came and shot the two dead boys.if you don't believe this lie I tell, ask the blind man,
he saw it as well.
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