Spoonerisms make me smile

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Post by Jaye » Sun Nov 27, 2016 2:09 pm

WLLady wrote:QR_BBPOST Hmmm....i cant say they while fam damily...i mean the whole fam damily...um. lol
A classic!
WLLady wrote:QR_BBPOST I heard one on cbc that actually made the broadcasters stop and then they couldnt stop laughing.
They were doing the station id and it came out as "this is the cbc-the canadian broadcorping castration"
LOL - priceless!
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Post by Jaye » Sat Dec 03, 2016 5:36 pm

So tonight's contribution from hubby was, " I got you a stoffing sucker from Lee Valley. I think you'll find it useful in the kitchen."
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Post by Farrier1987 » Sat Dec 03, 2016 6:54 pm

CBC radio supplied one for me just a few days ago. I am not sure even what it was about, but the person they were interviewing said it was "Mindgobbling, just mindgobbling." Not sure if her raised turkeys, but I know he was amazed at whatever it was.
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Post by Jaye » Sat Dec 03, 2016 9:25 pm

Apparently, this is a stoffing sucker ...
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Post by windwalkingwolf » Sun Dec 04, 2016 3:26 am

HAHAHA looks like a shot glass, did he maybe try it out? :) "Oh, Nofficer, I daven't been hrinking :)
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Post by Farrier1987 » Sat Dec 10, 2016 9:19 am

One I use on purpose some times when someone puts the fart before the course is bass ackwards. Descriptive and self explanatory in the right situation and company.
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Post by ross » Sat Dec 10, 2016 9:46 am

"Got his mords wixed up" lol
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Post by Jaye » Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:42 am

:D Good ones! Thanks for my morning smiles.
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Post by Silkie Sue » Tue Dec 27, 2016 6:10 pm

Our neighbors are Albert and Wilma and i keep calling them Wilbert and Alma..... my husband is just waiting for me to call them that in person lol
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Post by pipes » Tue Dec 27, 2016 8:00 pm

I got Irish whiskey for Christmas. Now my numb is nose. Hehehehe.
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