My kid joke.

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Skinny rooster
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My kid joke.

Post by Skinny rooster » Tue Nov 08, 2016 11:13 am

This will be a totally clean joke. My friends in the city had two sons that liked to visit the farm for the weekend when they were little. One day the ten year old was fascinated by the size of the bull at only two years old. He asked me when did we buy him and I said a year ago. He looked puzzled as he turned back to the bull. Pointing to the bull's head he asked "if you bought him a year ago, why did you leave the price tag in his ear"?

We still joke about that one to this day.
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Post by Happy » Tue Nov 08, 2016 11:34 am

Lol! Oh poor city kids!
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Post by Killerbunny » Tue Nov 08, 2016 12:51 pm

Nice!
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Post by kenya » Tue Nov 08, 2016 3:27 pm

How cute!
Had my nephew visit once go out to the barn with me and saw my stallion taking a wizz, laughed and pointed and went on and on about it to his parents when he got back to the house. Kids,!
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Post by Flat Rock Farm » Sun Nov 13, 2016 5:54 pm

OMG that's priceless!! Out of the mouths of babes!! :rofl:
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