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Funny ad on Ebay

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 7:52 am
by windwalkingwolf
http://www.ebay.ca/itm/MONDAM-VITAMINS- ... Sw37tWD6Mx

I particularly like "Help cock recovery from injure. Make bird more appetizing."
What I took away from this was that this herbal mixture is great for scruffy, pale, injured and/or infertile cocks, but no good for skinny ones.

I'm howling over this. Tears are running. I may need sleep. OMG.

Re: Funny ad on Ebay

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 8:03 am
by SandyM
Omg!! Umm,
Conditioning pale chicken to become more fertile. Think she means male chicken? Lmao!!

And I didn't know chickens were allergic to weather. Look at that I've leaned already today

Re: Funny ad on Ebay

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 8:42 am
by Robbie
That's funny. Has to be a google translation!

Re: Funny ad on Ebay

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 5:37 pm
by thejonesboy
Dear Jan,

I have a scruffy, pale, injured infertile and skinny cock. I've been trying to get 2-3cc of the herbal mixture down his throat but haven't had any success. Is there a special technique for this or maybe a miniture funnel I could use? Is it because he's so skinny?

Please help :help: :wink:

Re: Funny ad on Ebay

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 8:22 pm
by Bayvistafarm
Obviously his entrails have been damaged, lol.