Poultry Talk Ontario (pto.ca)

How bout " the sunshines once in awhile on every horses a$$ "
Luck

it's called "hunting", not "catching" is my all time favorite for people that are anti-hunting....LOL. kinda an irony kinda thing

ABRACADABRA

Nope, you're still a bitch.

I have sooo many, it depends on my mood, the situation and my self discpline that day.

"What ever" has got to be the one I use most often. Or "useless piece of skin"

oh oh!!!! we have a great one, me and hubby.
We don't say it directly to the person that has dumbfounded us...but after
"pat pat good dog!"

Oh hold on. Hold on. Checking the I give a meter. Nope. I got nothing.

When i do paperwork, "lets assume we are surrounded by dummies: we gotta make this dummy-proof. And sometimes i'm the dummy."

Driving a car; "we're surrounded by morons, expect them to do dumb things and you won't be surprised when they do."

LOL baron, i was driving into work the other day...this car was being erratic and i though, nah, he wouldn't be THAT stupid....sure enough....THAT stupid turned left from the right lane across 3 lanes of traffic into a mall, no signal, no nothing. good thing i was watching or big black truck would have been in his driver's door....

doorknob.

oh, another one - it's more a name than anything....numnut....it yells really well LOL

wow. Ya can't fix stupid.

Don't know, don't care. (one i utter way too much these days...)

even duct tape cant fix stupid.

Use camouflage tape Al at least yu won't see it .
Luck