My best joke
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 9:14 am
A young couple, Mary and Joe, get married and go on honeymoon in the Caribbean.
In the morning Joe reaches into his suitcase and pulls out a pair of pants and hands them to Mary, "Here, try these on for size." Joe being the big lad he is, his pants were way to big for Mary and she claims, "I can't wear these!"
"That's right, I wear the pants in the family and don't forget it."
Taken aback, Mary goes to her drawer and pulls out a pair of underwear and hands them to Joe. "Here, try these on!"
Joe, being a big lad, looks at them and answers, "I can't get into these!"
"That's right," Mary answers,"and that's how its gonna be until your attitude changes!"
In the morning Joe reaches into his suitcase and pulls out a pair of pants and hands them to Mary, "Here, try these on for size." Joe being the big lad he is, his pants were way to big for Mary and she claims, "I can't wear these!"
"That's right, I wear the pants in the family and don't forget it."
Taken aback, Mary goes to her drawer and pulls out a pair of underwear and hands them to Joe. "Here, try these on!"
Joe, being a big lad, looks at them and answers, "I can't get into these!"
"That's right," Mary answers,"and that's how its gonna be until your attitude changes!"