Poultry Talk Ontario (pto.ca)

Senior Wedding





Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore..
Jacob suggests they go in.




Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:




"Are you the owner?"




The pharmacist answers, "Yes."




Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"




Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."




Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"




Pharmacist: "All kinds."




Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"




Pharmacist: "Definitely."




Jacob: "How about suppositories?"




Pharmacist: "You bet!"




Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"




Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."




Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"




Pharmacist: "Absolutely."




Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"




Pharmacist: "We sure do."




Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"




Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."




Jacob: "Adult diapers?"




Pharmacist: "Sure."




Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

Hahahahaha! Loved that you have to scroll to the punch line.

LOL!!!

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