Groanerrs
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Farrier1987
- Stringy Old Chicken
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Re: Groanerrs
Science has determined that diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in the jeans.
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Farrier1987. South of Chatham on Lake Erie. Chickens, goats, horse, garden, dog, cat. Worked all over the world. Know a little bit about a lot of things. No incubator, broody hens.
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Jaye
- Poultry Guru - chick level
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Re: Groanerrs
OMG, @Farrier1987 - that one was particularly painful. 
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RIP Scooby, AKA Awesome Dog. Too well loved to ever be forgotten. "Sometime in June", 2005 - January 24, 2017.
"Until one has loved an animal, part of one's soul remains unawakened" - Anatole France
"Until one has loved an animal, part of one's soul remains unawakened" - Anatole France
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baronrenfrew
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Re: Groanerrs
A couple are in bed: she's reading and he turns off the tv and he goes to the bathroom. He returns with two aspirin and a glass of water "here honey."
She looks at him quizzically "what's that for?"
"Your headache dear."
"But I don't have a headache."
"Gotcha!"
She looks at him quizzically "what's that for?"
"Your headache dear."
"But I don't have a headache."
"Gotcha!"
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Diligently follow the path of two swords as one. Percieve that which the eye cannot see. Seek the truth in all things. Do not engage in useless activity.
The Book of Five Rings, Miyamoto Musashi, Japan's greatest swordsmen
The Book of Five Rings, Miyamoto Musashi, Japan's greatest swordsmen
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Farrier1987
- Stringy Old Chicken
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Re: Groanerrs
I thought I had twenty eight chickens, but after the roundup, there were thirty.
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Farrier1987. South of Chatham on Lake Erie. Chickens, goats, horse, garden, dog, cat. Worked all over the world. Know a little bit about a lot of things. No incubator, broody hens.
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poultry_admin
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Re: Groanerrs
How do you find King Arthur in the dark?
Use a knight light.
Use a knight light.
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Be brave enough to suck at something new!
Political Grace: The art of disagreeing well.
Political Grace: The art of disagreeing well.
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baronrenfrew
- Stringy Old Chicken
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Re: Groanerrs
So billy the goat ate a movie...the sound of music. "How was it?" i asked.
"Billy answers "the book was better."
"Billy answers "the book was better."
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Diligently follow the path of two swords as one. Percieve that which the eye cannot see. Seek the truth in all things. Do not engage in useless activity.
The Book of Five Rings, Miyamoto Musashi, Japan's greatest swordsmen
The Book of Five Rings, Miyamoto Musashi, Japan's greatest swordsmen
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ross
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Re: Groanerrs
To few words ...
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ENJOY YOUR HUNTING / FISHING HERITAGE & the GREATNESS of CANADA
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Killerbunny
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Re: Groanerrs
Ross - I'm sorry but this doesn't qualify as a groaner, it nearly made me pee! Hilarious.
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