Wendy likes gardening

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Re: Wendy likes gardening

Post by Killerbunny » Thu Sep 27, 2018 3:28 pm

@Happy I used to have a chicken who could open the kitchen door screen if it wasn't firmly shut.
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Re: Wendy likes gardening

Post by windwalkingwolf » Thu Sep 27, 2018 5:18 pm

:laugh: :laugh:
May have happened here too, except it was 5 half grown turkey poults, and the kitchen table instead of the sofa.
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Re: Wendy likes gardening

Post by Killerbunny » Thu Sep 27, 2018 6:33 pm

Remember that picture of #2 in the kitchen?
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Re: Wendy likes gardening

Post by Killerbunny » Thu Jan 24, 2019 7:52 am

Happy wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 27, 2018 3:09 pm

For @Killerbunny

This may or may not have happened at my house. More than once.
OK listen up folks. I have the solution to Brendas problem.
Pick up only, 90" total width. Distressed look in one corner courtesy of the late Muppet!
Cushions could be reupholstered, frame good. Available sometime in next 6-8 weeks ish.
Spokeschicken on it says it's very comfortable for chooks!
sofa.jpg
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Re: Wendy likes gardening

Post by Ontario Chick » Thu Jan 24, 2019 9:41 am

:rofl: All I have got to say is, Thank god they don't actually talk, coz we know who would be sitting on the sofa and all the other places available
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Re: Wendy likes gardening

Post by kenya » Thu Jan 24, 2019 10:57 am

Oh yes they need a sofa!
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Re: Wendy likes gardening

Post by Killerbunny » Sat Nov 16, 2019 6:11 am


Another talking chicken!
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Re: Wendy likes gardening

Post by Jaye » Sat Nov 16, 2019 8:39 am

Thanks for the morning chuckle. :-)
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Re: Wendy likes gardening

Post by Killerbunny » Sun Nov 17, 2019 12:26 pm


Just because I needed a chuckle this am.
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