Groanerrs
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windwalkingwolf
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Farrier1987
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Re: Groanerrs
An upside down poet is writing in verse.
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Farrier1987. South of Chatham on Lake Erie. Chickens, goats, horse, garden, dog, cat. Worked all over the world. Know a little bit about a lot of things. No incubator, broody hens.
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Farrier1987
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Re: Groanerrs
What is a specimen? It is an Italian word meaning astronaut.
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Farrier1987. South of Chatham on Lake Erie. Chickens, goats, horse, garden, dog, cat. Worked all over the world. Know a little bit about a lot of things. No incubator, broody hens.
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Farrier1987
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Re: Groanerrs
Two guys at the Olympic village walking along. One turns to the other and says "Are you a pole-vaulter? "
Other guy looks surprised and says "No, German. But how vuss it you know my name vuss Valter?"
Special for you Martin.
Other guy looks surprised and says "No, German. But how vuss it you know my name vuss Valter?"
Special for you Martin.
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Farrier1987. South of Chatham on Lake Erie. Chickens, goats, horse, garden, dog, cat. Worked all over the world. Know a little bit about a lot of things. No incubator, broody hens.
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baronrenfrew
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Re: Groanerrs
Lmao
My reportoire is too dirty for polite company.
I think this one passes: a drunk is walking down a beach and comes across a lamp. He picks it up, pulls out a hankerchief and rubs it clean. A genie pops out: "you've set me free so you get three wishes! What do you want?"
The drunk thinks for a while..."I want a bottle of whiskey that will never get empty."
"Done", says the genie.
The drunk pops the cork and takes a swig. He stops for a breath...and takes another swig. He looks at the bottle and its still full...so he begins to walk off.
"Hey!" , yells the genie, "you have two more wishes!"
"Oh", says the drunk, "i'll take another two bottles the same as this one!"
My reportoire is too dirty for polite company.
I think this one passes: a drunk is walking down a beach and comes across a lamp. He picks it up, pulls out a hankerchief and rubs it clean. A genie pops out: "you've set me free so you get three wishes! What do you want?"
The drunk thinks for a while..."I want a bottle of whiskey that will never get empty."
"Done", says the genie.
The drunk pops the cork and takes a swig. He stops for a breath...and takes another swig. He looks at the bottle and its still full...so he begins to walk off.
"Hey!" , yells the genie, "you have two more wishes!"
"Oh", says the drunk, "i'll take another two bottles the same as this one!"
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Diligently follow the path of two swords as one. Percieve that which the eye cannot see. Seek the truth in all things. Do not engage in useless activity.
The Book of Five Rings, Miyamoto Musashi, Japan's greatest swordsmen
The Book of Five Rings, Miyamoto Musashi, Japan's greatest swordsmen
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Skinny rooster
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Re: Groanerrs
A farmer's dog goes missing, the wife tells him to put an ad in the paper so when the clerk asks what he wants written, he requested "here boy".
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poultry_admin
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Re: Groanerrs
Sssanks Collin!Farrier1987 wrote: ↑Sat Sep 30, 2017 5:45 pmTwo guys at the Olympic village walking along. One turns to the other and says "Are you a pole-vaulter? "
Other guy looks surprised and says "No, German. But how vuss it you know my name vuss Valter?"
Special for you Martin.
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Be brave enough to suck at something new!
Political Grace: The art of disagreeing well.
Political Grace: The art of disagreeing well.
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ross
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Re: Groanerrs
Here yu go ...
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ENJOY YOUR HUNTING / FISHING HERITAGE & the GREATNESS of CANADA
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Farrier1987
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Re: Groanerrs
What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do? He lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
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Farrier1987. South of Chatham on Lake Erie. Chickens, goats, horse, garden, dog, cat. Worked all over the world. Know a little bit about a lot of things. No incubator, broody hens.
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Farrier1987
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Re: Groanerrs
My alter ego, split personality is Snow White. Every day, I wake up Sleepy Grumpy and Dopey.
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Farrier1987. South of Chatham on Lake Erie. Chickens, goats, horse, garden, dog, cat. Worked all over the world. Know a little bit about a lot of things. No incubator, broody hens.