It was so cold that......

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It was so cold that......

Post by Skinny rooster » Sat Dec 17, 2016 10:57 pm

It was so cold that a snowman asked if he could come in to warm up!
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Post by Skinny rooster » Sun Dec 18, 2016 11:44 pm

Oh man here we go again, the roof is banging like crazy because of the cold.

Anyway.... it's so cold that I couldn't get into a heated argument with anyone.
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Post by TomK » Mon Dec 19, 2016 1:17 am

It's so cold out that even snowballs are experiencing "shrinkage"....yucka yucka yucka
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Post by TomK » Mon Dec 19, 2016 1:19 am

Or....it's so cold out that ..I opened the fridge to warm up the kitchen...Huh?..Huh?...Good one, right?...Aw c'mon..lol
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Post by Farrier1987 » Mon Dec 19, 2016 8:05 am

It was so cold that it appeared the men at the nudist colony had two belly buttons.
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It was so cold that......

Post by poultry_admin » Mon Dec 19, 2016 9:59 am

It was so cold...
a group of chickens walked into KFC asking to warm up
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Post by Skinny rooster » Tue Dec 20, 2016 11:38 pm

TomK wrote:QR_BBPOST Or....it's so cold out that ..I opened the fridge to warm up the kitchen...Huh?..Huh?...Good one, right?...Aw c'mon..lol
Tom's joke was sooo bad...... how bad was it? It caused the temperature to rise for the next week in order to stop him from posting another. If we have a green Christmas out of this, I'll be blaming you Tom!!! Lol
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Post by baronrenfrew » Wed Dec 21, 2016 3:47 am

roflmbo
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Post by windwalkingwolf » Wed Dec 21, 2016 4:44 pm

:rofl:
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Post by Flat Rock Farm » Thu Dec 22, 2016 9:14 pm

OMG, thanks for the laughs folks!! :rofl:
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