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Post by Robbie » Thu Aug 04, 2016 9:32 pm

ROSS!!!! and you other people........... you know who you are!!! EEEEWWWWWWW ..............PUNS!!!!!!! :barf:
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Post by baronrenfrew » Thu Aug 04, 2016 9:36 pm

So I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me....
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Diligently follow the path of two swords as one. Percieve that which the eye cannot see. Seek the truth in all things. Do not engage in useless activity.

The Book of Five Rings, Miyamoto Musashi, Japan's greatest swordsmen

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Post by Home Grown Poultry » Thu Aug 04, 2016 9:43 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Now thats a good one Baron! made me n my whole family burst out in laughter! thanks for that man!
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Post by baronrenfrew » Thu Aug 04, 2016 9:44 pm

Police were called to a daycare centre where a three year old was resisting a rest.
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Diligently follow the path of two swords as one. Percieve that which the eye cannot see. Seek the truth in all things. Do not engage in useless activity.

The Book of Five Rings, Miyamoto Musashi, Japan's greatest swordsmen

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Post by baronrenfrew » Thu Aug 04, 2016 9:51 pm

John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.

An old sailor died and his family wanted him cremated but in his will he wanted to be buried at sea.

So they decided on a compromise, on Monday he's going to be poached.
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Diligently follow the path of two swords as one. Percieve that which the eye cannot see. Seek the truth in all things. Do not engage in useless activity.

The Book of Five Rings, Miyamoto Musashi, Japan's greatest swordsmen

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Post by baronrenfrew » Thu Aug 04, 2016 10:05 pm

Did Prince Phillip fart?
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Diligently follow the path of two swords as one. Percieve that which the eye cannot see. Seek the truth in all things. Do not engage in useless activity.

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Post by baronrenfrew » Thu Aug 04, 2016 10:19 pm

At weddings, old folks would poke me and say "you're next!"

Now I do the same to them at funerals.
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Diligently follow the path of two swords as one. Percieve that which the eye cannot see. Seek the truth in all things. Do not engage in useless activity.

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Post by Robbie » Fri Aug 05, 2016 7:45 am

Ah haaa haaaa haaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Poultryprincess » Sat Aug 06, 2016 12:01 am

baronrenfrew wrote:QR_BBPOST Did Prince Phillip fart?
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You KNOW he did....look @ how he is trying to hide his smile!!!
Bet they had a good laugh afterwards.
NOTHING better than a Fart joke - ha ha ha
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Post by baronrenfrew » Sat Aug 06, 2016 7:22 am

roflmbo queen Liz is not amused!
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