Beware! Viscous Dog!

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Farrier1987
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Beware! Viscous Dog!

Post by Farrier1987 » Tue Oct 02, 2018 6:05 pm

BEWARE OF VISCOUS DOG

That was what the new sign at my friend's gate said.

"Howard" I said, "Old Snorky never bit anyone, and I don't think you spelled that right. "

"Oh, Snorky ain't mean. He's just old and cranky like me. And I spelled that exactly right. Viscous. He don't run too fast any more."
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Re: Beware! Viscous Dog!

Post by windwalkingwolf » Tue Oct 02, 2018 7:11 pm

roflmbo roflmbo
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Re: Beware! Viscous Dog!

Post by WLLady » Sat Oct 06, 2018 8:53 am

i am seriously considering a sign with exactly that for our place.....for this one....
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Re: Beware! Viscous Dog!

Post by Ontario Chick » Sat Oct 06, 2018 9:11 am

Cute, I feel exactly like that when I get up :)
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