If you decided to go on a diet for 2018 and are having trouble following it, just think about this. It was revealed this week that an adult film star wrote about being chased around her hotel room by a sweaty, 239 pound, orange haired Donald Trump wearing only his tighty whities! Just read this before each meal and you should see results in days.
If this still is not working, keep in mind that he apparently wanted to pay the film star a compliment by saying she reminded him of his daughter.
