All Powerful

Skinny rooster · Post by **Skinny rooster** » Sun Mar 26, 2017 9:35 am

Three elderly gentlemen were walking on a beach when one of them tripped over something. The three of them began digging up a shiny object and suddenly (((POOF))) a genie appeared. I am at your service, he said. I will grant each of you one wish, I am a very powerful genie but you must not ask the impossible otherwise you lose your wish.

The first gentleman said, well I used to be a farmer and at this point in my life I don't need much, I see on the news people starving because some people are being flooded while others are in drought, so I was wondering if you could help out farmers throughout the world, feed their country men. The genie said it would involve changing weather patterns and ocean currents but it could be done.

The second gentleman said, well I used to be a soldier and was in peace keeping, I was wondering if you can help out all the people suffering from the world conflicts of today. The genie said that it would involve educating people and getting everyone to understand all our differences; however also realizing that we are the same but that yes, it could be done.

The third man said that he used to be a sports caster from Ontario and was wondering if he could get to see his favorite hockey team win the Stanley cup . The genie thought for a moment and said that his wish would be easy. The man was so excited and lamented that Toronto hadn't won in years. Suddenly the genius looked surprised and said, " Toronto, oh sorry I thought you meant the Ottawa Senators, no no, I warned you, no impossible wishes"!

kenya · Post by **kenya** » Sun Mar 26, 2017 4:06 pm

Ha! Ha!

baronrenfrew · Post by **baronrenfrew** » Sun Mar 26, 2017 5:29 pm

How to tell its spring.....the leafs are out.

TomK · Post by **TomK** » Sun Mar 26, 2017 9:30 pm

Skinny gives the long version..Bert the short..lol.. :running-chicken:

ross · Post by **ross** » Mon Mar 27, 2017 4:11 am

Yup ... Been awhile

Skinny rooster · Post by **Skinny rooster** » Mon Mar 27, 2017 10:54 am

TomK wrote:QR_BBPOST Skinny gives the long version..Bert the short..lol.. :running-chicken:

Darn! Wish I knew Bert's joke first, would have been a lot less typing!