A young couple, Mary and Joe, get married and go on honeymoon in the Caribbean.
In the morning Joe reaches into his suitcase and pulls out a pair of pants and hands them to Mary, "Here, try these on for size." Joe being the big lad he is, his pants were way to big for Mary and she claims, "I can't wear these!"
"That's right, I wear the pants in the family and don't forget it."
Taken aback, Mary goes to her drawer and pulls out a pair of underwear and hands them to Joe. "Here, try these on!"
Joe, being a big lad, looks at them and answers, "I can't get into these!"
"That's right," Mary answers,"and that's how its gonna be until your attitude changes!"
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Diligently follow the path of two swords as one. Percieve that which the eye cannot see. Seek the truth in all things. Do not engage in useless activity.
The Book of Five Rings, Miyamoto Musashi, Japan's greatest swordsmen
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Good one Baron . Further to that if you don't mind on the same line ,
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