Shnookie, about every second year I give lumps of coal to my older sister. She gets a big kick out of it. They are made out of chocolate and I get them at The Bulk Barn. Some come in a package with an angry Santa the says "you are on the naughty list" others come in black foil. They sell out fast however. They make great stocking stuffers.
P.S. just kidding about getting a husband, get a puppy instead, they are less messy than we are!
