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Re: Stocking suggestions for a guy

Post by Skinny rooster » Sun Dec 17, 2017 1:36 pm

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I did get a lump of coal in my stocking one year. It was an ornament, made out of coal. I forget where it was bought. I have it packed away. I think they sometimes sell hard candy that looks like a lump of coal.
Shnookie, about every second year I give lumps of coal to my older sister. She gets a big kick out of it. They are made out of chocolate and I get them at The Bulk Barn. Some come in a package with an angry Santa the says "you are on the naughty list" others come in black foil. They sell out fast however. They make great stocking stuffers.

P.S. just kidding about getting a husband, get a puppy instead, they are less messy than we are!
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Re: Stocking suggestions for a guy

Post by Shnookie » Sun Dec 17, 2017 1:55 pm

I already have 2 dogs so I wouldn't be getting a puppy. If Santa brings me a husband and he's not suitable I would have to regift him! :rofl:
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Re: Stocking suggestions for a guy

Post by Happy » Sun Dec 17, 2017 2:11 pm

Shnookie wrote:
Sun Dec 17, 2017 1:55 pm
I already have 2 dogs so I wouldn't be getting a puppy. If Santa brings me a husband and he's not suitable I would have to regift him! :rofl:
Smartest thing I've heard in a while ;)
However I'm thinking hubby may have regifted me in hind site lol.
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Post by baronrenfrew » Sun Dec 17, 2017 3:15 pm

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Re: Stocking suggestions for a guy

Post by kenya » Sun Dec 17, 2017 4:16 pm

Regifting!!!! Ha! Ha! Ha!
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Re: Stocking suggestions for a guy

Post by Killerbunny » Sun Dec 17, 2017 7:17 pm

My hubby was regifted to me or was that reuse or recycle. Anyway he came trained!
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Re: Stocking suggestions for a guy

Post by Skinny rooster » Sun Dec 17, 2017 10:12 pm

Killerbunny wrote:
Sun Dec 17, 2017 7:17 pm
My hubby was regifted to me or was that reuse or recycle. Anyway he came trained!
Lol, lol for a second KB I read "reuse" as he was a "rescue" so I had this image in my head of a car pulling up and some lady dropping off an unwanted husband and then speeding away! Hahaha! roflmbo :rofl:

Now I know why I'm single, I'm not house broken.

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Re: Stocking suggestions for a guy

Post by Killerbunny » Mon Dec 18, 2017 10:23 am

Actually SR that's kind of true. The ex DID take the car!
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Re: Stocking suggestions for a guy

Post by Skinny rooster » Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:54 pm

Killerbunny wrote:
Mon Dec 18, 2017 10:23 am
Actually SR that's kind of true. The ex DID take the car!
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Re: Stocking suggestions for a guy

Post by baronrenfrew » Mon Dec 18, 2017 3:15 pm

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